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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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highkeygay:

when fergie was like ‘are you ready for this’ in the beginning of london bridge i truly wasnt

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teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

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lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

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JESSE EISENBERG:People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER:Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG:I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER:What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG:I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

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sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

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dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

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