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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via calignosit-y)

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2 hours ago

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

(via mermaids-and-witches)

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3 hours ago

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via chickenyaoi)

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13 hours ago

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via z6m7)

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Posted
18 hours ago

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen, via chickenyaoi)

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19 hours ago

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

(via storybook-ending)

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1 day ago
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via chickenyaoi)

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Posted
1 day ago

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via bitteorca)

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Posted
1 day ago

towongfoo:

im cryin

(Source: thickboyswag, via trashboat)

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Posted
1 day ago
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