My blog is a mess just like my life.

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via lohanthony)

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

(via breakfast-with-my-darling)

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15 hours ago

(Source: cocaineteas, via meladoodle)

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17 hours ago

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE M.I.A TURNS 40 NEXT YEAR

deathreats:

The bitch could have lied and said she 25 and we all would believe it

(Source: princesachicana, via familyfriendlycryingpoems)

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1 day ago

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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(via wolftotheslaughter)

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1 day ago

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via buing-iton-oppa)

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1 day ago

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via buing-iton-oppa)

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