My blog is a mess just like my life.

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

(via trashboat)

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paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

(via trashboat)

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via super-wolves)

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holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

(via fuzzypelt)

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alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

(Source: martyr-eater, via nickdunnne)

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woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

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